Today we are talking about being lazy but looking good. Like a homeless person who doesn't give a crap.
I've been on the hunt for the perfect slouchy t-shirt. Apparently I identify as "plus" size now because my boobs explode through every t-shirt. TMI? K, whatever. But people don't make a nice slouchy hipster tee for plus sized ladies. They make weird scoop neck stretchy shirts. So I have been on the hunt and I have found three tips that are useful when shopping:
1. Do not buy cotton.
Cotton doesn't "slouch" as well as jersey does. If you buy 100% cotton, it won't hang as slouchy as you are envisioning. When shirt shopping, make sure your shirt has some element of jersey in it.
2. Buy two sizes bigger than you need
This is pretty obvious. For the slouch, you need to have extra fabric. Buying bigger sizes will give you the extra fabric you need for your shirt to slouch.
3. MENS SECTION
The gray shirt I am wearing is from the mens section at H&M. You guys, it's glorious because not only is it slouchy but it covers my bum because men's torsos are longer.
IN OTHER NEWS:
Logan is one of the most BORING cities in the United States. Statistically proven by me. So to beat the stir crazyness, Mark and I go to Hastings and bum around and never buy anything. It usually ends up with me flipping through a wedding magazine on a chair somewhere waiting for Mark to find something he wants to show me. So here is me, doing that.
I was hiding from the Bishop in the bathroom at church. I KNOW. I am going to Hell. But I was supposed to have tithing settlement a few weeks ago and forgot annnnnnnnd I am a bad person in general.
Nikki and I had a big/little date this week and we went to an antique shop in Logan that I have driven past many times in my time here and never been inside. REGRET! SO MUCH REGRET! There was this insanely cool desk that I think about every day. If only it was not $175.00. Haha! But I bought this old window and made a picture holder with it. Well, Nikki mostly did it because I am the worst Sorority girl in the world and can't craft worth crap.